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oh my god has a more substational change happened to this app yet? i

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don't think so!!!! #WORSTBESTMAYBEANALYTICSEVER
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src/clientAnalytics.js
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@ -1,7 +1,18 @@
(() => { (() => {
const API = "some_misc_string"; // this is replaced when JS is requested, do not worry const API = "some_misc_string"; // this is replaced when JS is requested, do not worry
const SITE = "some_site_string"; // same with this const SITE = "some_site_string"; // same with this
console.log("worst analytics ever v1 " + API + " on site " + SITE) let background = `background: linear-gradient(90deg,rgba(255, 0, 0, 1) 0%, rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.01) 95%);font-weight:bolder`;
console.log(
"%c" + (Math.random() > 0.5 ? "Best" : "Worst") +
"%c analytics ever v2 %c" + API + "%c on site %c" + SITE,
background,
"",
background,
"",
background
);
const SESSION_ID = crypto.randomUUID(); const SESSION_ID = crypto.randomUUID();
const USER_ID = const USER_ID =
localStorage.getItem("analytics_uid") || localStorage.getItem("analytics_uid") ||

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src/server.ts
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@ -66,7 +66,7 @@ client.collectDefaultMetrics({ register });
const eventCounter = new client.Counter({ const eventCounter = new client.Counter({
name: "web_event_total", name: "web_event_total",
help: "Aggregated event counts", help: "Aggregated event counts",
labelNames: ["site", "type", "path", "country", "device", "browser", "os"], labelNames: ["site", "type", "path", "country", "device", "browser", "os", "session_id"],
}); });
const durationHist = new client.Histogram({ const durationHist = new client.Histogram({
@ -155,7 +155,7 @@ app.post("/some-cool-endpoint", (req, res) => {
} catch (err) { } catch (err) {
} }
eventCounter.labels(site, e.type, path, country, device, browser, os).inc(); eventCounter.labels(site, e.type, path, country, device, browser, os, e.sessionId || "unknown").inc();
if (e.type === "click" && e.label) { if (e.type === "click" && e.label) {
try { try {