fix console.log, add crappy AI dockerfile

.dockerignore

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+node_modules
+npm-debug.log*
+yarn.lock
+pnpm-lock.yaml
+.git
+.github
+.vscode
+coverage
+dist
+.env

Dockerfile

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+FROM oven/bun:alpine AS deps
+WORKDIR /app
+
+COPY package.json bun.lock* ./
+RUN bun install --production
+
+FROM oven/bun:alpine
+WORKDIR /app
+
+COPY package.json bun.lock* ./
+RUN bun install --production
+
+COPY --from=deps /app/node_modules/geoip-lite/data ./node_modules/geoip-lite/data
+
+COPY src ./src
+COPY tsconfig.json ./
+
+ENV NODE_ENV=production \
+    PORT=8080
+
+EXPOSE 8080
+
+HEALTHCHECK --interval=30s --timeout=3s --start-period=10s --retries=3 \
+  CMD wget -qO- http://localhost:${PORT}/metrics >/dev/null || exit 1
+
+CMD ["bun", "run", "src/server.ts"]

src/clientAnalytics.js

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 (() => {
   const API = "some_misc_string"; // this is replaced when JS is requested, do not worry
   const SITE = "some_site_string"; // same with this
-  console.log("fuckass_analytics v1 " + API + " on site " + SITE)
+  console.log("worst analytics ever v1 " + API + " on site " + SITE)
   const SESSION_ID = crypto.randomUUID();
   const USER_ID =
     localStorage.getItem("analytics_uid") ||