diff --git a/index.ts b/index.ts
index 86ef6ad..21d7911 100644
--- a/index.ts
+++ b/index.ts
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ import Dev from "sssg/src/plugins/dev";
 import TSCompiler from "sssg/src/plugins/ts-compiler";
 import MarkdownMetadata from "sssg/src/plugins/markdown-metadata";
 import MarkdownCompiler from "sssg/src/plugins/markdown-compiler";
+import CompileTimeJS from "sssg/src/plugins/compile-time-js";
 
 import * as path from "path";
 import * as fs from "fs";
@@ -15,6 +16,7 @@ const sssg = new SSSG({
 
 await sssg.run({
   plugins: [
+    new CompileTimeJS(),
     new Variables(() => {
       const variables: Record<string, string> = {
         __BLOG_POSTS__: JSON.stringify(
diff --git a/website/assets/binkies/tom.png b/website/assets/binkies/tom.png
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..7c4c476
Binary files /dev/null and b/website/assets/binkies/tom.png differ
diff --git a/website/index.html b/website/index.html
index 34301e8..6b5c285 100644
--- a/website/index.html
+++ b/website/index.html
@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@ __TEMPLATE_HEAD__
 <script type="module" src="scripts/status_cafe.js"></script>
 <script type="module" src="scripts/particles.js"></script>
 <script type="module" src="scripts/lastfm.js"></script>
+<script type="module" src="scripts/binkies.js"></script>
 
 <link rel="stylesheet" href="assets/style.css">
 </head>
@@ -94,46 +95,6 @@ __TEMPLATE_HEAD__
         <div class="paper blog" id="root"></div>
         <div class="paper status" id="status"></div>
         <div class="paper binkies">
-            <a href="https://sad.ovh" aria-label="Links to my own website!">
-                <img src="/assets/binkies/sadovh.png" width="88" height="31" alt="sad.ovh binkie">
-            </a>
-            <a href="https://unnick.mice.tel" aria-label="View unnick.mice.tel">
-                <picture>
-                    <source srcset="/assets/binkies/unnick.webp" type="image/webp">
-                    <img src="/assets/binkies/unnick.png" width="88" height="31" alt="unnick">
-                </picture>
-            </a>
-            <a href="https://github.com/NotNite/eightyeightthirtyone" class="hasBadge"
-                aria-label="View eighteightthirty.one's source code">
-                <img src="/assets/binkies/eighteightthirtyone.png" alt="eightyeightthirty.one" width="88" height="31">
-            </a>
-            <a href="https://onz.ee" aria-label="onzecki's .. website">
-                <img src="/assets/binkies/shame.png" alt="onz.ee" width="88" height="31">
-            </a>
-            <a href="https://moosyu.github.io" aria-label="moosyu's website">
-                <img src="/assets/binkies/moosyu.gif" alt="moosyu.github.io" width="88" height="31">
-            </a>
-            <a href="https://trademarkhell.net/" aria-label="tm's website">
-                <img src="/assets/binkies/tm.png" width="88" height="31" alt="trademarkization company of 2003">
-            </a>
-            <a href="https://thinliquid.dev" aria-label="thinliquid's website">
-                <img src="/assets/binkies/lqd.png" alt="thinliquid's button" width="88" height="31" />
-            </a>
-            <a href="https://joosh.nekoweb.org/" target="_blank" aria-label="joosh's website">
-                <img src="/assets/binkies/joosh.gif" alt="joosh's button" width="88" height="31">
-            </a>
-            <a href="https://ctrlaustin.nekoweb.org" target="_blank" aria-label="ctrlaustin's website">
-                <img src="/assets/binkies/ctrlaustin.gif" alt="ctrlaustin's button" width="88" height="31">
-            </a>
-            <a href="https://satorikeiko.surge.sh" aria-label="satorikeiko's website">
-                <img src="/assets/binkies/satorikeiko.png" alt="satorikeiko's button" width="88" height="31" >
-            </a>
-            <a href="https://nekoaerospace.nekoweb.org" target="_self" aria-label="nekoaerospace's website">
-                <img src="/assets/binkies/nekoaerospace.png" alt="nekoaerospace's button" width="88" height="31">
-            </a>
-            <a href="https://derg.rest" aria-label="Links to tom's website"><img alt="tomxcd at derg dot rest"
-                    title="tom_derg_rest" width="88" height="31"
-                    src="data:image/png;base64,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         </div>
         <div class="paper webrings">
             <webring-container>
diff --git a/website/scripts/binkies.ts b/website/scripts/binkies.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..6b34eee
--- /dev/null
+++ b/website/scripts/binkies.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+const binkies = document.querySelector(".binkies")!;
+
+const binky = [
+  ["https://sad.ovh", "sadovh.png"],
+  ["https://unnick.mice.tel", "unnick.png"],
+  [
+    "https://github.com/NotNite/eightyeightthirtyone",
+    "eighteightthirtyone.png",
+  ],
+  ["https://onz.ee", "shame.png"],
+  ["https://moosyu.github.io", "moosyu.gif"],
+  ["https://trademarkhell.net/", "tm.png"],
+  ["https://thinliquid.dev", "lqd.png"],
+  ["https://joosh.nekoweb.org/", "joosh.gif"],
+  ["https://ctrlaustin.nekoweb.org", "ctrlaustin.gif"],
+  ["https://satorikeiko.surge.sh", "satorikeiko.png"],
+  ["https://nekoaerospace.nekoweb.org", "nekoaerospace.png"],
+  ["https://derg.rest", "tom.png"],
+];
+
+binky.forEach((z) => {
+  const a = document.createElement("a");
+  a.href = z[0];
+  a.ariaLabel = `${z[1]}'s website`;
+  a.className = "hasBadge";
+  
+  const img = document.createElement("img");
+  img.src = `/assets/binkies/${z[1]}`;
+  img.width = 88;
+  img.height = 31;
+  img.alt = `${z[0]} binkie`;
+  a.appendChild(img);
+  binkies.appendChild(a);
+});